Stubbs The Zombie announced today that his debut game, Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse, is being resurrected once again.

It’s 1959 and the city of Punchbowl, PA, is a beacon of progress and ideal living. As Stubbs the Zombie, you’ll show the living that law and order are no match for a dead man on a mission. Your boyfriend’s back, Maggie, and Punchbowl is gonna be in trouble!

When asked whether it was a remake or remaster, Stubbs shouted into the microphone, “Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse is the greatest zombie game of all time. It will remain flawless and unchanged!”

Stubbs the Zombie - Rebel Without a Pulse

“Today, I announce my return to Aspyr as CEO, President, Founder, and Community Manager. Any rumors that I have eaten brains (especially those at Aspyr) are falsehoods, fallacies, and obviously big fat lies,” said Stubbs The Zombie, asking to be referred to as Edward Stubblefield.

Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse returns to modern consoles with achievements and modernized controls.

Achieve great feats including:
● That didn’t age well: Complete the painfully slow, forced tutorial
● I make a Pee Pee: Soil the water supply with your finely aged urine
● Get lost: We know you did

Stubbs the Zombie - Rebel Without a Pulse

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Originally released on the very first Xbox console in 2005 Stubbs the Zombie in Rebel Without a Pulse will be released on Xbox One, PlayStation 4, Nintendo Switch, and PC (Steam), and will be available through backwards compatibility on Xbox Series S|X and PlayStation 5, on March 16th, 2021.

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